Tip #4: Recursion

To understand what is recursion click this link.

Tip #3: Shared OneNote notebooks with Live Mesh

OneNote allows users to create shared notebooks by using a shared folder or a SharePoint repository. When two persons who want to share a notebook are in different countries then a shared folder is not a too feasible solution. A SharePoint repository can be created for free on Office Small Business but you have only 50 MB for storage and you need at least basic SharePoint knowledge.

As you might already know, Live Mesh allows one to sync files across multiple computers. A big advantage is the Live Desktop -  a 5000 MB online storage location that can be used for storage. When computers involved in the sync are not simultaneously online, the files are synced with the Live Desktop and, when the computers are back online, the files will be synced.

The sharing with Live Mesh works like this: add notebooks’ files on Mesh and they can sync across computers. When a notebook is updated, if you are online the change will be sent/received to/from the Live Desktop.

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More Chuck Norris Geeky Facts

I found some more Chuck Norris geeky facts (some of them were already posted in an older post – check the bottom of the post for links):

  • MVC actually stands for Model-View-ChuckNorris. Controller is just one of his nicknames.
  • Chuck Norris was written in C# which itself was written in Chuck Norris
  • You don’t follow Chuck Norris on Twitter. He follows you, finds you, and kills you
  • The design of Silverlight DeepZoom was directly inspired by Chuck Norris’ powers of bionic vision.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t write code…oh no, he thinks about the finished product and the code appears.
  • Chuck Norris has no need for virtual methods. Nothing can override Chuck Norris.
  • A synchronize operation doesn’t protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
  • Chuck Norris invented recursion to see what would happen if he roundhouse kicked himself.
  • Chuck Norris can multi-thread on a single processor by breaking it into pieces.
  • Chuck Norris wrote a program that calculated the last digit of pi.
  • Chuck Norris’ compiler is afraid of displaying warnings to him. It just fixes the code automatically.
  • Chuck Norris uses Vista with UAC turned on. He has received no warnings. Ever.
  • Chuck Norris monitor has no glare…no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
  • The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t need a test suite. The test suite needs Chuck Norris.
  • CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data
  • Packets travel faster than the speed of light for Chuck Norris, but he can still catch them
  • Chuck Norris’s brain is his revision control, and it works better than git
  • Chuck Norris can finish an infite loop in 1.3 seconds.
  • Code written by Chuck Norris cannot be optimized.
  • Chuck Norris never dies.  He simply returns 0.
  • Chuck Norris can break Moore’s Law
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t need compilers nor editors. He roundhouse kicks the disk and the bytecode appears.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t use GOTO. Code comes to him.
  • There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Chuck Norris allows to occur.
  • 90% of the worlds spam is handtyped by Chuck Norris. It takes him only 3 minutes.
  • Chuck Norris can parse invalid XML
  • Every time you don’t use “use strict” Chuck Norris kills a kitty.
  • The best compression algorithm in existence are Chuck Norris fists.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
  • Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
  • The one true bracing style is the one Chuck Norris uses.
  • Every program Chuck Norris has written can be run backwards. It will rollback whatever it did.
  • No matter how you encrypt your traffic, Chuck Norris can read it by just looking at the cable. His ears can intercept wifi transmissions.
  • Chuck Norris can enrich himself simply by hacking your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
  • [I invented this] This blog does not contain a “Chuck Norris” category because Chuck Norris contains this blog.

You can also check my previous Chuck Norris facts:

I Won, Again

Since I found Community Credit (the community that “gives stupid prizes to smart people”), I submitted points for my activity (writing, presentations, organization etc.).

Maybe some remember that in April I won a set of ties from CC (reminder). There is a delay in sending the prizes – I talked to David Silverlight about this – but eventually the ties will be send. The delay is even larger because I will move to the Netherlands in the second half of August and my address will change, so I will receive both prizes there.

Yes, it is correct what I wrote above: “both prizes”. I just won the Grand Prize of July 2009!

I won a Mimo Mini USB Monitor. Since I first saw it, I knew that I want it :) It is a cool geeky gadget that allows you to extend your display on a 7” monitor that connects to USB. The cool thing is that you can attach more of this devices to a single computer (I think up to 6). It is not an indispensable device but it is small and portable so you can take it everywhere with you.

I hope the prizes will arrive soon so I can start the promised contest with the ties.