Don’t worry if you can’t understand it. Is just that you are not geek enough. :)

• MVC actually stands for Model-View-ChuckNorris. Controller is just one of his nicknames.
• Chuck Norris was written in C# which itself was written in Chuck Norris
• You don’t follow Chuck Norris on Twitter. He follows you, finds you, and kills you
• The design of Silverlight DeepZoom was directly inspired by Chuck Norris’ powers of bionic vision.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t write code…oh no, he thinks about the finished product and the code appears.
• Chuck Norris has no need for virtual methods. Nothing can override Chuck Norris.
• A synchronize operation doesn’t protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
• Chuck Norris invented recursion to see what would happen if he roundhouse kicked himself.
• Chuck Norris can multi-thread on a single processor by breaking it into pieces.
• Chuck Norris wrote a program that calculated the last digit of pi.
• Chuck Norris’ compiler is afraid of displaying warnings to him. It just fixes the code automatically.
• Chuck Norris uses Vista with UAC turned on. He has received no warnings. Ever.
• Chuck Norris monitor has no glare…no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
• The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need a test suite. The test suite needs Chuck Norris.
• CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data
• Packets travel faster than the speed of light for Chuck Norris, but he can still catch them
• Chuck Norris’s brain is his revision control, and it works better than git
• Chuck Norris can finish an infite loop in 1.3 seconds.
• Code written by Chuck Norris cannot be optimized.
• Chuck Norris never dies.  He simply returns 0.
• Chuck Norris can break Moore’s Law
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need compilers nor editors. He roundhouse kicks the disk and the bytecode appears.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t use GOTO. Code comes to him.
• There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Chuck Norris allows to occur.
• 90% of the worlds spam is handtyped by Chuck Norris. It takes him only 3 minutes.
• Chuck Norris can parse invalid XML
• Every time you don’t use “use strict” Chuck Norris kills a kitty.
• The best compression algorithm in existence are Chuck Norris fists.
• Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
• Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
• The one true bracing style is the one Chuck Norris uses.
• Every program Chuck Norris has written can be run backwards. It will rollback whatever it did.
• No matter how you encrypt your traffic, Chuck Norris can read it by just looking at the cable. His ears can intercept wifi transmissions.
• Chuck Norris can enrich himself simply by hacking your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
• [I invented this] This blog does not contain a “Chuck Norris” category because Chuck Norris contains this blog.

You can also check my previous Chuck Norris facts:

• Chuck Norris LHC Facts
• Chuck Norris Java facts

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Mi crosoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

taken from venkattechnicalblog.blogspot.com

This is not really dumb but funny. People tend to have a “good” impression about their neighbors.

Number 4: “Santa Claus”

There are over 20M results for “is Santa Claus real”. That is pretty impressive and this means that a lot o people still believe that Santa might exist…

Well, more that half of the previous ones, probably after finding the answer, searched for Santa Claus’ address. Almost 12M results.

Number 3: “Batman”

If Santa Claus was funny just imagine someone searching desperately for Batman :) More that 2.5M results

Number 2: “Mona Lisa”

Who is Mona Lisa? Is he a man? More that 2.5M results.

Number 1 (The winner!): “University”

This might be the answer to the previous pictures. 55M results for “university is not for me”, 12M for “university is useless”, 2M for “university is bullshit” (this explains the language).

Only one Google suggestion is pro-university: “university is not just for young people” and there are just 1.7M results.

You might wonder what is that :D Moving the mouse over the animal’s nose reveals the following description:

Did you know that the animal is called Jackalope? (I didn’t) Wikipedia informs that:

The jackalope — also called an antelabbit, aunt benny, Wyoming thistled hare or stagbunny — is a folkloric animal and a cross between a jackrabbit and an antelope, goat, or deer, and is usually portrayed as a rabbit with antlers.

Well that’s funny but the funiest part is when hoovering the mouse over the left bottom side of the page. The following image is displayed:

So who is the new head of Homeland Security? Clicking the link reveals the “only logical choice”:

I just love Chuck Norris jokes! See my other posts about him:

• Chuck Norris Java Facts
• Chuck Norris LHC Facts

You can see more on GraphJam.

As you can see the HDD from the virtual machine is faster than the one on which the VM is running. How is this possible? :-|

The first course. Professor: “Eventhough it is a Visual C++ course we are going to study Delphi” :-|

[What more can I say?]

[One small step for man one giant leap for mankind.]